I hate adware!!! Why can't they get the fact that if I want to see ads, the last place I want to see is on the web?!?!? I seriously don't like to see them popping all over my 17-inch screen telling me about this new credit card, this new software, blah blah blah, when I just want to read a blog, forum or play a game in peace!!!! I can jolly well see/hear them on the tv, radio, mailers, whatever media but not the bloody web!! Fine, the Internet is a form of media. I accept that, but not in the form of popups!!!! And you are despicable, you install yourself as some stupid malware into my poor computer without my permission and give me more popups!! I hate you hate you hate you hate you!!!! Now, after the worm saga which I suspect that they're still hiding someplace somewhere, I have SIX freaking trojans!!!! @#%@#$!@$!@$$^@#$!@#
And my virus scan is "fantastic", everytime without fail, it will alert me with something like "Virus Found!" (then some file name) "Status: Infected" (as if I don't know) "Action taken: Clean" "Clean: FAILED" (tell me, how great is that?!?!) Nevermind that, now Stinger is also getting on my nerves. I did the same scan everytime I reboot, and everytime it tells me "Trojan found!" "1 file repaired" (So you repaired it and came back again?)
I know it's not really your fault that you can't get rid of those stupid viruses, it's that STUPID virus-writer. He just doesn't have a life! So he sits in front of his computer day in day out, writing this worm, that virus, some variations on this virus, that virus...... @#$!#$!@#!@#
I ran Trend Micro and it says I've got SIX trojans!!!!! Damn it, I think my computer needs antibiotics like me now.
I think I must be like somebody in "Gila" world talking to virus, adware, blah blah. Coz certainly they wouldn't response with a "neh neh ni bu bu", or will they? *knocks head* My friend says I must be going crazy with all the antibiotics and painkillers.
On a lighter note, I think my swelling has gone down. It must be the antibiotics I've been taking faithfully, I swear! Hope it will disappear completely tomorrow, so I can happily go shopping at Orchard, muahhaha. =D If not, my friend suggested that maybe I can cover half of my face with my hair. Hey, how about using glue to secure my hair there so that it wouldn't fall off?!? Thanks leh Shannon, really great idea for letting me look like hantu in bright daylight.
I rest my case...maybe I should watch some VCD to destress?
Rantings Part I
// Listening to: Mary Hopkins - Those were the days
I'm back... to COMPLAIN, to WHINE and you most probably wouldn't find a welcome message to explain for my ultimate long hiatus! (maybe not now at least)
// Rant Alert: This post is gonna be filled with my rantings which is mainly for me to vent out my frustrations. If for any reason you don't like rantings, please get out.
I'm ultimately b-o-r-e-d at home now, with the two most frustrating things. First thing first, it's this STUPID, VICIOUS, IRRITATING virus that's bugging my poor sick computer!!!!! I don't care what sasser worm, trojan, gaobot thingy you are, the main point is, you SUCK!!!!! You make my computer hang over and over again, then I'll have to reboot over and over again, to have it hang again!!!! !@#$!$#!#$!$ Damn you 100 million times! I ran my norton virus scan, Stinger and Trend Micro over and over again, and just when I thought everything is alright, you're back AGAIN! Oh how exciting! Can't you just go elsewhere and eat some leaves? That's what most worms do anyway?! You know how bored I am now stuck at home with that wisdom tooth thingy, and you have to do this to my computer!!! %$^#%@$#$ I don't know what's with those "worm writers" anyway, do they seriously think they'll get a paycheck from Bill Gates for releasing the stupid worms then writing a patch to fix it??? NO NO NO!!! At least I think not all do??? Then I think it must be the "inmense" satisfaction they get from the frustrated infected owners, like ME!!! Yes, yes you win, I lose. You are a FANTASTIC programmer, virus writer, and I can't even run a decent virus scan to save my life! Ok, my computer I mean. Now get the virus off my computer after this stinger and norton scan else I'll format and make sure you're gone forever!!! *hiak hiak* Evil laughters....wahahhahaha I think I lost a nerve when they were extracting my wisdom tooth.....
Now the second thing that's bugging me is clearly the first thing which got me stuck at home in the first place, MY WISDOM TOOTH!! It's the 4th day after extraction and it's still freaking painful!!!! I'm not kidding! I'm in ultimate pain and discomfort right now, and I think I look like a lopsided pufferfish. (coz one side is swollen duh) Though I'd say the swelling has subsided somehow, but I'm still writhing with pain at nights!! When I'm going to sleep!!! How great is that??? Wonder why does it always happen at nights....cough extra badly during night time, running nose at nights, rashes itch especially at nights, blah blah blah...what happen to our body system at nights???? Ok, I'm digressing.... Back to my cute little tooth, yucks! It's not cute at all, it's bloody! Why do people have third molars when clearly two is enough??? It's pain and waste of money and time! You must be thinking how many wisdom tooth did this gal extract to cause her so much agony? It's only ONE!!! and it's killing me!!!! Wonder what happen to those who extract all 4 at one go or more than that to fix their braces?? I salute them, coz I'll simply die before they can even start!!!!!!
I can only sleep on one side coz the other side is swollen. So now perfect, I not only have a swollen cheek, I also have an aching neck.#$$#^%#@$ So imagine a lopsided pufferfish, with an aching neck staring at this stupid computer running the virus scan and hoping it works...for the umpteenth time.
It's amazing how you suddenly start craving for food which you can't possibly have. Everyday, I have different food cravings... On Monday night, after the extraction, I craved for roti pratas. On Tuesday, when my left cheek began to swell like a golfball stuck in my mouth, I craved for the new pizza hut double ring pizza after seeing the flyer in my mailbox. Yesterday, I craved for Fish & Co seafood platter (coz I haven't been eating it in a long time, I missed the calamaris!!), Sakae Sushi (I've been like eating sushi for 4 times last week and the week before, but I still want to eat the chawanmushi) and Marche's waffles with strawberries and chocolate!!! Today, I told Mr Eeyore that I'd like to eat everything that I've craved from Monday to yesterday and he says I'm siao. I'm sick of eating porridge and soupy mee already!! I've always termed these foods as "Food for the Sick". Now, I'm eating them everyday, every meal!!!!! Then Mr Eeyore ask me "How come I always ask you how's your wisdom tooth, it like never improve leh?" I say, "PAIN PAIN PAIN...I'm dying~~~" and goes into whining mode.
Ok, I'm SLIGHTLY better now, gotta bathe and let my friends see my new pufferfish look. Will drop by the dentist to get some more painkillers, else I can't sleep tonight! Hope my mood will get better when I come back, preferably after a sumptuous meal of pizza hut topped with Marche's waffles, then coming back to find my computer cured miraculously! How wonderful can life get?? Ok, the dinner part is definitely impossible, I think I shall only drink Milo and let my dear friend be able to eat Mac'Donalds with me for once! That's her food craving for the past two weeks haha!
